What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do I overcome attachment issues?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Can men and women be friends?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

The AI-generated ad that aired during the NBA finals took $2,000 and 2 days to make - Mashable